Horror Stories

When you first find out you're pregnant, you expect some of the classic symptoms—morning sickness, sore boobs, cravings. Maybe even a little swelling or fatigue. But no one—and I mean no one—prepares you for the nasty, weird, borderline humiliating things that happen to your body while you're growing a tiny human. I’m talking about things like uncontrollable gas, intense body odor, and the Sahara-level dryness that no lube on Earth can fix. Let’s get into it, shall we?